{"id":91446,"date":"2025-08-26T11:29:16","date_gmt":"2025-08-26T11:29:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sotnews.agency\/?p=91446"},"modified":"2025-08-26T11:29:16","modified_gmt":"2025-08-26T11:29:16","slug":"useless-column-side-chics-stock-market-drops-experts-worried","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sotnews.agency\/?p=91446","title":{"rendered":"Useless Column: Side chics\u2019 stock market drops; experts worried"},"content":{"rendered":"
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The things that you want to stop doing, please don\u2019t say it aloud. Just make a conscious effort to stop them. You can do it. Whoever thought I would stop chasing ladies with big axles! It all started when I wanted one good \u2018meat\u2019 surrounded by soldiers in arsenal uniform. She was walking alone. Hahaaaa! It was then I realized that it is achievable to have a guy actually not to spend anything on a lady during dating. Of course, the registration fee of \u2018I am broke o; since morning I have not eaten anything is normal for momo to flow!<\/p>\n

So I met her and she was the type of lady every \u2018standard\u2019 man would love to date because she wouldn\u2019t like you to give her money. With time, we got to the movie house where nobody watches any movie at all and in my prepared attempt to do the needful, she made a very strong request before she would allow me to proceed. But as to whether I could meet it or not, in my mind, I knew it was going to be better to just pay her, wear my boxer shorts and go home. Her request was that she would not take anything from me IF only I am able to make her \u2018come\u2019 at least twice. That was all that she wanted. Yeeeei! In my head, I asked myself: \u2018me at this age that I sometimes even struggle to go beyond one minute, you want to \u2018come\u2019? \u2018Come\u2019 er! hehehe! After \u2018everything\u2019 and as to be expected, I couldn\u2019t get her to the promised land. In lieu of that, I paid o because I couldn\u2019t meet the \u2018conditions of service\u2019. Me? Mawuli? At age 49, you want me to make you to \u2018come\u2019? to where? How? On this occasion, it is better to pay than to kill yourself trying embark on a mission impossible.<\/p>\n

I don\u2019t like aphrodisiacs too because the last time I took some, it took me forever to be released by that concoction especially as it pushed my BP to the point near death. Exercising too is hard. Scientists have not been able to convert jogging and walking into some capsules that we can take. At this age? I can hear some readers insulting me in their heads that I am lazy in exercising. Yes\u2026no problem. I take it like that instead of some small boy in the gym instructor instructing to jump and stand on my head, stretch my legs to take my forehead. What is my crime! Abeg, let\u2019s just live our lives and leave some day peacefully whether we exercise or not.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s another weekend again where we are taking things easy. The past two to 3 weeks have not been good for us. It looks like there is some bad wind blowing that we need to pray away. We are able to write and read this not because of our skills and human abilities but only by the grace of God. Let\u2019s continue to thank Him! Halleuya? If you like don\u2019t say AMEN and I will advise you to start being grateful.<\/p>\n

You remember those COVID days when some side chics were asking for stimulus package from me? Covid 19 is no longer a big deal anyway and what do I get in return for no lockdown? When COVID visited I had no excuse to go out and come to a movie house where we don\u2019t even watch any movies. At the time my fear was that even if I did, I would be afraid to touch the lady and she too would be afraid to be touched without sanitizer all over my body and face mask.<\/p>\n

The \u2018thing\u2019 come my appetite but I can only \u2018eat it\u2019 at home \u2013 the same \u2018food\u2019 always. Ah! It comes to your appetite but you have no choice but to \u2018manage\u2019 \u2018home chow\u2019 like that. Ei, until coro coro, I never knew married men could be that careful.<\/p>\n

If it were HIV sef, that one we can \u2018discuss\u2019, one can only transfer it to his spouse and then they both die slowly leaving behind innocent young children at the mercy of their siblings who have not even finished taking care of their own children.<\/p>\n

But for COVID-19, when one catches it after \u2018touching\u2019 a side chic, everyone in the house was going to get it including the children they love so much. No man wants to take such a risk o or?<\/p>\n

It is the main reason most of us, sorry, I mean them \u2013 those married men who like unnecessary \u2018varieties\u2019\u2019 were shying away from their side chics especially those who like coughing and sneezing by \u2018hat\u2019!<\/p>\n

From my recent survey conducted around guest houses and movie houses and even by the road side, men have started giving lift to some single ladies unlike COVID time when no man wanted to give lift to any lady with big bombom again. They drive alone. I nearly said I drove alone. Thank God I said \u2018they\u2019, not me. Hahahahahaha!<\/p>\n

Since the lifting of the lockdown, the side eyis were still calling asking for post-lockdown allowance. I would send GHC51, 51, 51, and in some cases GHC100 aaaaaa I taya sef. I was not even picking some calls again. I used to give those moneys in exchange for \u2018something\u2019; now I wa afraid of \u2018that thing\u2019 but the person \u2018concealing that thing in-between the eyi keeps making demands! The statistics I have shows that the side chic stock market has dropped by 25% from the earlier 84% during COVID. What it means is that men have started misbehaving again.<\/p>\n

The good news at the time however, was that families were happier because a chunk of the 84% money was spent at home on children and some wives whose continuous presence can be annoying sometimes especially the jeans wearing ones. But we have no choice but to stay home just to and protect our children and generations.<\/p>\n

Ehern which one of these two used to excite you more before and after the Coro Coro?: \u2018Awwwww\u2026.please let me remove it myself\u2019 or \u2018O Sweetie, please go and lock the door first and come\u2019. Hahaaaaaaaa! I think I will rather go for the first one because by the time you finish locking the door first and come back, she can change her mind and that is when men can break anything in sight for being denied \u2018toffee\u2019. I nearly said I am speaking from experience but I won\u2019t say it. Me? Experience? No ooo! Thank God Ananias and Safira have carried my cross earlier.
As we enter this weekend, let all men remain in \u2018good standing\u2019 by just walking as a form of exercising so that we can pay less as long as we are capable of meeting the \u2018conditions of service.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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